Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(Source: glowwire)

Posted 4 hours ago

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

Posted 5 hours ago
validx2:

Remember when Kanye West stabbed a nigga

validx2:

Remember when Kanye West stabbed a nigga

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

(Source: nobodyplace)

Posted 5 hours ago

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

Posted 5 hours ago
did-you-kno:

For his cameo role in Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Patrick Swayze received $5 million.  Yet, he was only paid $200,000 for filming Dirty Dancing.
Source

did-you-kno:

For his cameo role in Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Patrick Swayze received $5 million.  Yet, he was only paid $200,000 for filming Dirty Dancing.

Source

Posted 5 hours ago

oldgamemags:

Explore the universe of Gamepro Online! Remember your America Online Keyword!

Follow oldgamemags on Tumblr for more awesome scans from yesteryear!

Posted 5 hours ago

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Posted 5 hours ago

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

Posted 5 hours ago

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

Posted 5 hours ago
If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.
Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via lace-and-cotton)

(Source: mumfordslionheart)